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best phone call of the day....   
04:46pm 03/03/2006
  me: "thanks for calling the clinic of doom. can i help you?"

stupid cunt: "i have surgery coming up on the twelfth of never and i need to know when to stop taking my aspirin."

me: "you'll have to talk to the nurse for questions about medication. we will give her your chart and have her call you as soon as she gets one second between the patients."

stupid cunt: "i think you know the answer but you just won't tell me."

me: ***WTFBBQ*** "no, that is incorrect. what is your phone number?" (in my most serious robotic intimidating don't-fuck-with-me-or-you-are-going-to-regret-it professional voice)

stupid cunt: "555-CUNT" (all nice as pie)

me: (same voice) "we will have the nurse call you as soon as she gets a moment."

stupid cunt: "oh okay" (all nice as pie)

me: *click*

me: "you stupid cunt"

(3 wiggled toes | wiggle your toes)

04:44pm 03/02/2006
  $ = ?  

(wiggle your toes)